Petrol Drops

Petrol price goes up to Rs.80. Heaven forbid!! . I wonder Robin Sharma knew this day would come, which made him choose the title "The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari" for his fable.  It seems Indian Government is a strong believer of Mayan's Calendar, they want the petrol price to touch that 3-digit mark before the world "ends" . But, fortunately(?!) if the world does not end by this year-end what would be the cons owing to petrol price hike??

Here, I have noted down some of my  weird thoughts ;)

1 . First and foremost, Long Drive would be a metaphor and imaginary.

2. Nano cars will be cheaper than petrol.

3. Indian Banks would come up with various EMI schemes for availing Petrol

4. Swiss banks declares holdings of dematerialized black petrol

5. Autowallahs increase their minimum charges, failing to which breeds a new reason to protest

6. Rupee vs. Dollar would be a history, Gold vs. Petrol trends in.

7. Twitter and Facebook would fall prey to petrol debate.

8. Free Coupons for limited petrol would be a festive offer.

9. Petrol robbery hits headlines more than car robberies.

10. Petrol museum would be opened consisting of petrol cars.

11. BCCI declares every M.O.M in IPL will get 1 litre of petrol and 10 litres for Man Of The Series

12. Politicians  promise a litre of petrol per each vote

13. Groom's demand for petrol along with car as dowry and later burn bride with the same.

14. Celebrities will be caught sniffing petrol in Rave parties.

15. New branch in business schools - Petrol Management.

16. Petrol Bunks would be among  hit-list of  Al-Quaeda

Finally, Petrol extinct in India and petrol bunk is considered as a historical place.

God, Save Us!!